galaxys4:

hello students. welcome to my math class. we will be having a class trip this year, the first ever math field trip in history. it’s to hell. here we are

africans:

what

africans:

i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded

mexicanaqueen:

my parents never gave me the sex talk and here i am knowing more than i should

destiny’s child had the hits

lameborghini:

*sends u nudes but just as a friend*

lcate:

*sells my virginity at a yard sale*

wat

johnfkennedy:

she wears short skirts. i am john f kennedy. shes cheer captain and im john f kennedy

fuckyeahlaughters:

“please grab your homework on your way out of class”

alwaysbealonewolf:

fuck this im getting butt implants. 

crackerhell:

witchsistah:

knowledgeequalsblackpower:

blasianxbri:

queennubian:

jcoleknowsbest:

dumbthingswhitepplsay:

wretchedoftheearth:

siddharthasmama:

amidnightmarauder:

Sick and Tired by Shihan.

agreed.

Does that put it into perspective for you?

Seriously. I always have to try to put this into perspective for people. People act like slavery was so distant. My mom is older in relation to my age (she had me at 43), and her father was older when she was born (in his early 50’s) and was born in the late 1800’s. One of his PARENTS was born into slavery. For people like my mom, this isn’t the least bit distant. My mom grew up in the Jim Crow south. History is so depersonalized that people can act like slavery, Jim Crow, and blatantly racist institutions existed in 1800 BC

I have an aunt who died in 02 who was born in 1898. 

I’d LOVE for someone to have told her that slavery was “long ago”.

My mother was born in 1956.. My grandmother in 1937.. My great grandparents in 1919… My great great granddad in the 1890’s and his parents who were born just shy of slavery…. All of these people were alive when my mother was younger… And my great great granddad died when I was 4! So please tell me how long ago slavery was again??

My grand mother was a sharecropper’s daughter….Who do you think her parents were the children of?

amen

My great grandmother was a sharecropper. She told me before she passed away (at 92.. long life!) that they used to pick cotton and farm.

And I love it when folks try to act like Jim Crow was in Ancient Rome an’ shit. There are plenty of people just a few years older than me who experienced that shit!

also had a family member who died in 01, born in 1898

her mama woulda been friends with ex-slaves

she coulda spoken to ex-slaves as a youngin

adolescentscumbag:

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

the sarah palin part hahahaha